(as of Jun 08,2021 11:33:15 UTC – Details)
FCK the Features – Who gives a FCK what this says? Just check out the pics and get to ordering “Everything You Love to Hate.”
FCK Free Shipping – we’d rather not bother. Ok, if you are too lazy to get off the couch and pick it up, then we will go the extra mile and pay to have it delivered. Please note, this only applies if your delivery address is within 1 mile of our location. We were very clear when we said, “… the extra mile” (that is 5,280 feet in case you forgot – go ahead, google it).
FCK Returns – we are still busy taking care of all of your shipping issues. Don’t worry, we will let you know if we need you to return anything.
FCK the 100% Money Back Guarantee – we guarantee that if you are not satisfied you will want 100% of your money back.
FCK – You are Still Reading – Why? If you paid attention to begin with you’d be done with the order by now and on your way to pick it up. You have a long drive ahead so . . . get to ordering “Everything You Love to Hate.”